Michael Fassbender Wears Hats (Does What It Says On The Tin)

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I keep trying to write a post about X-Men First Class and I just keep deleting the whole thing and starting again. It's bizarre - part of me wants to write serious meta about STUFF and THOUGHTS, and then part of me just wants to flail around typing incoherent rubbish about my FEELINGS and LUSTS. So instead, here, have a picspam about hats. IDK, it made sense in my head.

Hats. I bloody love hats. I have a lot of hats and I love them all. Everyone should wear more hats. Everyone would wear more hats if I were in charge. And attractive men should definitely wear hats.

Like so:

 

Don't make me want to watch Jonah Hex just because you have an awesome hat and weird tattoos, Fassbender. Dammit.









OK, so Fassbender isn't wearing a hat, but Diane Kruger is wearing a spectacular hat, so this one stays here.



Michael Fassbender: can even make helmets look cool.





I couldn't choose between these two. So here's both. Dammit tumblr, stop giving me so many distracting pretties. (Aside: Texts From Xavier Academy is my favourite. I have officially fallen down the tumblr rabbit hole.)







Hnnnnggh. It would also be very easy to do a whole picspam of Michael Fassbender smoking. I shouldn't do that, should I?



You have a favourite hat pose, don't you, Fassbender?



Am now dead. *hits the floor*

 

And here's some bonus other people who are also awesome, wearing awesome hats.

Grace Jones: Queen of Hats



Matt Bomer: Prince of Hats






Thom Yorke has thoughts for those who do not like hats:

 

Despite having spent what feels like most of the week on youtube I still have not watched all of the Fassbender/McAvoy interviews in existence. It's a tragedy. I am slowly working my way through this amazing link post. I will have watched them all eventually. Oh. yes.

Comments

[knit.livejournal.com]

I love guys in hats! omg this post was amazing. <3 Thank you for it.

[anonymityblaize.livejournal.com]

[pen-pistola.livejournal.com]

New favorite post! Fassbender is such a handsome shark. <3

[anonymityblaize.livejournal.com]

[pen-pistola.livejournal.com]

AHHHHHH. Best gif ever? (y/y)

[anonymityblaize.livejournal.com]

YES.




Although these also make me smile...

[pen-pistola.livejournal.com]

OH GOD I AM CRACKING UP AT WORK

[anonymityblaize.livejournal.com]

OH GOD WHY CAN'T I STOP

[pen-pistola.livejournal.com]

BECAUSE THEY'RE AMAZING??

No lie, when X-Men ended, we were talking about Fassy when I saw an ad for some shark movie. I may have screamed, "I'M A SHAAAAAARK!" in the middle of the crowded theater. NO REGRETS

[zetaori.livejournal.com]

This post is an awesome post of awesomeness. Also, it's awesome.
Also, I feel your tragedy about not having seen all the interviews. Every time I think I'm done, a new one pops up (and reaches a totally new level of awesomeness)!

[anonymityblaize.livejournal.com]

[zetaori.livejournal.com]

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE :D

[anonymityblaize.livejournal.com]

And I shall do it again!

[zetaori.livejournal.com]

ILU!
I will resist the urge to challenge you with every single icon I have.

[milodrums.livejournal.com]

saghfsdahshagh

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