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I appear to have some sort of home delivery curse. We had a sofa take nearly 3 months to turn up. Food delivery folk need to call us for directions every time we order, because google maps doesn't know our street exists, most sat nav systems direct deliveries up the lane, which is only a means of access to our building on foot, and some ordinance survey maps have our street name spelt wrong (oddly, this never confuses postmen or courier services). And now the new laptop I have ordered isn't coming on the day it was meant to be delivered for a totally unknown reason because the message they left asked me to call them back on a phone number that is not actually a valid phone number. And no one else seems to have any record of my order. Aaaaargh.

So I'm falling back on my old coping mechanism - a random picspam of hot boys.

( Hello, boys )

Yum. That made me feel much better.

ETA: *pets LJ on the head* Poor LJ. Maybe one day some overenthusiastic fangirls will take down Putin just to make you stable once more.

ETA2: Apologies for momentary cut failage! *hits html with hammers*

Current Mood: stressed

Current Mood: stressed

For the first time ever I've managed to exceed my bandwidth allowance with photobucket so all my fandom picspams are useless until Friday (I think that's the day my account rolls over to a new month) and I haven't replied yet to any comments on the last one because I feel like I have to reply with pics to picspam comments. It's my own stupid rule but for some reason I feel like I have to abide by it! I'd be quite pleased with myself if it weren't for the fact that I haven't actually used all that bandwidth by just sharing my flaily joy - quite a lot of it seems to have been used up thanks to people hotlinking images. Is there any way to prevent that sort of thing happening? I think I'm most affronted by how messy that "bandwidth exceeded" image makes everything look. Harrumph. I can't really justify buying a pro photobucket account for my fandom stuff when I already pay for a flickr account for my crafts stuff. At least that means all the crafts posts look ok. I'm going to move my moodtheme pics somewhere else so that they're not part of the problem but I'm not sure they really use all that much bandwidth. Oh dear, this is very much a first world problem and I shall shut up about it now!

So since I can't picspam at the moment, have some video links of things you've probably seen already instead!

Trailer for the new Muppet movie

Chris Pine vs Tom Hardy in the This Means War trailer

The trailer for Steve McQueen's Shame, starring Michael Fassbender

Avengers Trailer (I may or may not have made some really high pitched squealing noises while I was watching this over and over.)

Mini movie of Agent Coulson being ridiculously badass - A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Thor's Hammer

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As I sit awaiting the delivery of a magical sofa (It somehow managed to disappear from a depot on the day it was supposed to be delivered nearly a month ago, and it has led them on a merry chase since. I suspect it is related to the Simpsons' couch.) I couldn't think of a better way to spend my time than, yup, you've guessed it, picspamming.

Today's theme is the rather self-explanatory "Sexy People Who Are Wearing Gloves In a Sexy Manner."

Warning for those on slow connections - over 60 pics this time (not very many of them gifs). And one or two pics that may be NSFW depending on the liberalness of your employer.

Enjoy!

( pics, pics, pics... )

Current Mood: impatient
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Technologies throughout my home are failing and breaking and generally causing me irritation, but for once my computer and the internet are robust, so what's my usual cure for woe?

Picspams!

You could argue that the smoking picspam is already a picspam of oral fixation, but I'm fine with any excuse for yet another theme or subcategory of picspammage. Any excuse at all!

So, here's a picspam that ended up becoming mainly a James McAvoy and Tom Hardy picspam, with some other lovely people sandwiched in between, and a rather lovely preponderance of toothpicks and bottles. (Warning: over 100 pieces of yumminess in this post, many of them gifs.) Enjoy!

( Click for pics! )

I'm working my way through the picspams you want to see, so next up will be "Sexy People Who Are Wearing Leather Gloves In a Sexy Manner." Feel free to comment spam me with any of your faves for that or any other themed picspam!

Current Mood: dirty
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Well this was certainly a FABULOUS plan of procrastination through picture finding. Thank you to all who ~~enabled this terrible behaviour~~ encouraged this fantastic use of my time.

Warning to those with a slow connection - there are approx 80 pics and gifs in this picspam.

And so without further ado, I present:

Hot Men Who Are Wet and/or In Water

( Yum yum yum )

And now I am dead from hottness. Yet again. Le sigh.

Current Mood: excited
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Things I would like to draw your attention to:

1. Shia LaBeouf is an idiot. Tom Hardy remains a classy gentleman. Pnut is the best best friend evah.

2. A picture of Christian Kane with pigtails. ASDFJKL. *swoons*

3. The most hilarious picture I have seen, well, this week at least. I have no idea why it cracks me up so much.

Current Mood: rushed
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So that "I might make a Michael Fassbender smoking picspam" idea turned into this behemoth attractive people smoking post. I have no idea why I have spent so long on this. I make poor life choices. I blame enabling enablers who enable. And also Michael Fassbender.

I hereby disclaim that smoking is BAD and WRONG, kids, so click no further if this picspam will bother you. And also if you are on a slow connection because there are at least 80 something pics and gifs up in this post.

( Stupidly large number of pics under the cut... )

Which moves us nicely on to James McAvoy:

Yes, it's a breadstick, but it amuses me, so it stays.

Tom Hardy. Unf.

Joseph Gordon Levitt. Yum yum yum.

David Bowie

Karl Urban

And some other sexy people smoking sexily.

Dammit, RPatz. I don't even like you, why are you so attractive here?

Bloody hell, Trouty Mouth. Are you even old enough to smoke?

Da-amn.

And now I will leave you with an unfortunately poor quality gif of one of the most romantic moments in cinema history, in my humble opinion. If you find attractive people smoking attractively an aesthetically pleasing experience then you must watch Now, Voyager. Go! Watch it! It's a fabulous film.

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Thank you for ~~smoking~~ your time! Feel free to share your own favourite smoking pics/gifs/vids!

Current Mood: mischievous
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I keep trying to write a post about X-Men First Class and I just keep deleting the whole thing and starting again. It's bizarre - part of me wants to write serious meta about STUFF and THOUGHTS, and then part of me just wants to flail around typing incoherent rubbish about my FEELINGS and LUSTS. So instead, here, have a picspam about hats. IDK, it made sense in my head.

Hats. I bloody love hats. I have a lot of hats and I love them all. Everyone should wear more hats. Everyone would wear more hats if I were in charge. And attractive men should definitely wear hats.

Like so:

( Lots of pics of Fassbender in hats with guest appearances from other people in hats... )
Despite having spent what feels like most of the week on youtube I still have not watched all of the Fassbender/McAvoy interviews in existence. It's a tragedy. I am slowly working my way through this amazing link post. I will have watched them all eventually. Oh. yes.

Current Mood: silly
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The weekend cannot come soon enough. I'm seeing the Pet Shop Boys and Take That on Friday and it's my birthday on Sunday.

I am going to be hella hungover on Monday. Huzzah!

Day 3 of the Inception cross stitch o' doom and it still looks like nothing recognizable. But it's fun so far, and it's moving along nicely.

Some some stuff for your viewing pleasure!

White Collar season two gag reel. My, how I love to hear Matt Bomer swear. Yum. Also, this is so funny it made me cry. Although I was a tad tipsy at the time.

Trailer for A Dangerous Method. Oh. Dear. Lawd. Take my love for Cronenberg's "Viggo Mortensen Is My Muse Now" phase* AND throw Fassbender and psychoanalysis into the mix? Sold.

*Everyone go watch Eastern Promises NOW. It is 'MAZING.