Smoke 'em if you got 'em

[anonymityblaize]

So that "I might make a Michael Fassbender smoking picspam" idea turned into this behemoth attractive people smoking post. I have no idea why I have spent so long on this. I make poor life choices. I blame enabling enablers who enable. And also Michael Fassbender.

I hereby disclaim that smoking is BAD and WRONG, kids, so click no further if this picspam will bother you. And also if you are on a slow connection because there are at least 80 something pics and gifs up in this post.

Let's start with Michael Fassbender since this is all his fault.





The next four pics are, I surmise, pictures of some seriously drunken smoking.


































 

Aargh! Don't make me want to rewatch Hex! I don't wanna! Not even for Fassbender in guyliner.

Which moves us nicely on to James McAvoy:











Yes, it's a breadstick, but it amuses me, so it stays.

Tom Hardy. Unf.















Joseph Gordon Levitt. Yum yum yum.

















David Bowie











Karl Urban







And some other sexy people smoking sexily.





Dammit, RPatz. I don't even like you, why are you so attractive here?











Bloody hell, Trouty Mouth. Are you even old enough to smoke?

 

Da-amn.



And now I will leave you with an unfortunately poor quality gif of one of the most romantic moments in cinema history, in my humble opinion. If you find attractive people smoking attractively an aesthetically pleasing experience then you must watch Now, Voyager. Go! Watch it! It's a fabulous film.

Thank you for smoking your time! Feel free to share your own favourite smoking pics/gifs/vids!

 

Comments

[spazzer_mctwich]

this shouldn't be as hot as it is. Also where are the pictures of Michael Fassbender in a cage from? (http://s300.photobucket.com/albums/nn12/anonymityblaize/smoking%20picspam/?action=view¤t=tumblr_ln9l3vCIWo1qlaeg3o1_500.gif)

[anonymityblaize]

Why are so many bad things so hot? Idk, but I don't think I care!

I'm pretty sure it's from A Bear Named Winnie, but it's been ages since I saw it so I might be wrong.

[nightcamedown.livejournal.com]

Smoking is so bad...and wrong..and dirty...and hot... DAMMIT THIS IS THE BEST PICSPAM EVER.

[anonymityblaize.livejournal.com]

[plasticprincess.livejournal.com]

This post was made of so much win, I cannot even handle it. I totally find smoking attractive (and am sort of beside myself that you do too) despite not actually liking to smoke. I may need a cold shower now.

Also, c'monnnnnn Hex wasn't that bad. You know you love Jemima Rooper now because of it.

[anonymityblaize.livejournal.com]

I do totally love her! She was my favourite, but I do remember Hex being pretty rubbish. That may however have been due to the fact that a large group of us tended to watch it together whilst drunk and/or stoned which may have increased the liklihood of heckling.

Also:

[niftywithan.livejournal.com]

Hnnngh.

Must keep telling myself that smoking is bad.

But hot DAMN are these people attractive. Excuse me whilst I ogle like an ogly thing. ♥____♥

[anonymityblaize.livejournal.com]

[therumjournals.livejournal.com]

this is amazing.

[anonymityblaize.livejournal.com]

[dahliablue.livejournal.com]

*bows down*
Why does something that's so bad for you look so hot??

[anonymityblaize.livejournal.com]

[zetaori.livejournal.com]

THIS IS EVERYTHING I'VE EVER WANTED OKAY?!
FASSY AND MCAVOY AND THARD AND JGL AND CILLIAN MURPHY AND ASKARS AND I'M TOTALLY UNABLE TO STOP FLAILING.
I can't find anything wrong with your life choices, btw.

[zetaori.livejournal.com]

Oh, you asked for our favourites? Well, here's mine.


Hot damn Ben Mansfield.

[anonymityblaize.livejournal.com]

Yum. Note to self: catch up on stupid dinosaur show.

[anonymityblaize.livejournal.com]

Life choices validated! Hurrah!

Also:

[zetaori.livejournal.com]

Um. I don't ... I don't even know what to say.

[anonymityblaize.livejournal.com]

I fail to understand this entire photoshoot. And yet I am strangely drawn to it.