I want to break up with this week

[anonymityblaize]

I want to fire this week. I want to disown this week. I want to dump this week in a tank of evil mutated sea bass. I want to remove this week's heart with a rusty spoon. I want to build a time machine, go back in time, and kill this week's grandfather. I want to fight this week to the pain. (Its ears it'll keep, and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing this week's hideousness will be its to cherish. Every babe that weeps at its approach, every woman who cries out, "Dear God, what is that thing?" will echo in this week's perfect ears. That is what "to the pain" means. It means I leave this week in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.)

Does this perhaps begin to hint at the fact that this week has not been a fun week?

The world at large is being very depressing right now, and my own life is just full of little annoyances adding up to major headaches. I cannot escape building work. There are builders outside. There are builders inside. The dirt is coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE, people. No kitchen for four days makes Ms Blaize go something, something. (And it'll be five days before they're actually done.) And mopping the hall every night for four days is also with the crazy-making (although we have concluded that it's way less hassle than giving a cat a bath). I will be spending most of Friday, Saturday and Sunday actually, literally cleaning ALL THE THINGS, but right now that is an exciting, happy weekend to look forward to. I may well be losing my marbles here. I am so behind on every single thing I was meant to get done this week. Grr argh.

Also, some bastards have stolen rooferrocks's magnificent Wireopoly idea. I like hers better.

On the brighter side of life, James Franco continues to be fascinating to me:

And Tom Hardy now has his own tag at ONTD. I may never need to visit the mainpage ever again.

(Side note: James Franco and Tom Hardy NEED to make a movie together, yes/yes? The promotional interviews alone would be the most randomly hilarious things ever.)

Right, the last time I was grumpy and in charge of a keyboard and a photobucket account I made a Tom Hardy picspam post and it made me happier, so I'm gonna try that again. (See, any old excuse...) Please picspam me mucho in the comments - it will make me less likely to post more emo nonsense "woe-is-me" pity party type stuff!

Comments

[monkiainen.livejournal.com]

Clearly this hasn't been your week. My cat wants to cheer you up:

[anonymityblaize.livejournal.com]

Awww, cute kitty! Cute kitties always cheer me up. And thank you for the vgift too, bb, you are so very sweet!

[verselle.livejournal.com]

this week can't be over soon enough.

TOM HARDYYYYYYYY \o/

[anonymityblaize.livejournal.com]

So it's not just me then? Clearly this week is evil and must be stopped.

Aaargh! That photo! It is wrong. So very wrong. But also kinda hilarious. And yet I still think he's the yummiest thing this side of very very yummy things. The other ones are lovely tho. I don't even care if that film is rubbish, the eye candy will be superb.

[verselle.livejournal.com]

ugh yes, this week.

dude. in that first pic I'd slap his ass and be all 'babe, put on a shirt and I'll make you a sandwich'. and then after the sandwich has been made and he's sitting there in his too big y-fronts and probably old t-shirt with a stain on I'll watch him eat his sandwich and patiently wait until he's finished until I do him right there under the kitchen table. /cool story bro? /tmi? /idk it's tom hardy.

[anonymityblaize.livejournal.com]

It's the "it's Tom Hardy" defense - normal rules need not apply!

[mothergoddamn.livejournal.com]

what? WHAT? THAT'S JAMES FRANCO?!!!!!!!!!!

[anonymityblaize.livejournal.com]

Yes indeedy! More here and here. James Franco has clearly heard the many cries of "Tom Hardy, how are you real?" and decided to up his game on the surreal-but-fantastic choices front.